Mayor Jeff: "Bye, Bye PB&J"
(The camera zooms in on Ernest and Opal loading packages onto Ernests storeboat.)
Ernest: Thanks for the help, Opal! Gotta a lot of delivery's to make so I better shove off.
Opal: And remember when you get back tonight, we have a surprise for the kids.
(Changes to PB&J's room. Where they are all sleeping on one small bed. Jelly hits Peanut in the nose, waking him up)
Peanut: Ah! (trys to go back to sleep)
Jelly: Scoot over y'all.
(Jelly pushes Peanut off the bed)
Peanut: (falling) Whoa! How am I supposed to scoot in this dinky bed?
(Jelly falls onto Peanut)
(They both get up and look at Butter, who is the only one in the bed, still asleep and taking up the whole thing)
Jelly: How does she do that?
Opal: Yoo hoo! Kids! Come say goodbye to your daddy!
(PB&J run outside screaming "Daddy!". Butters diaper falls causing her to fall)
Butter: Uh oh. (fixes it and runs to Ernest)
Ernest: Hey Peanut! (hugs him)
Ernest: Hey Jelly! (hugs her) Hey baby Butter!
PB&J: We wanna go with you dad please, please please?
Ernest: (heading to his boat) Not today kids, but just wait'll I get back home tonight! we're gonna move-
Opal: Now Ernest, don't spoil the surprise!
Jelly: Surprise? I wanna surprise!
(PB&J excitedly jump around and ask about the surprise)
Ernest: Ah, y'all are just gonna have too wait and see.
PB&J: Aw, man.
Ernest: (waving) Oodelay PB&J! Oodelay Opal!
PB&J: Oodelay! Oodelay!
(Butters diaper falls again, shes attempts to fix it but falls again. Changes to Opal making Betty Lou Beaver a hat)
Opal: You're gonna look so scrumptious in this fruit bonnet Betty Lou!
(Changes to PB&J who are coloring)
Jelly: Hey I bet I know what the big surprise is Peanut!
Peanut: What? What?
Jelly: (holding up a drawing) They're gonna get us brand new super sonic jet propelled Houseboat!
Peanut: Ah, no way. Betcha dads bring us tuna fish ice cream (holds up his drawing) so we can have tuna sundaes, with peanut butter and jelly on top!
Jelly: Nah, that's not it. what do you think Butter?
(Butter hold up her drawing)
Peanut: Dads not going to be able to go fishing with you Butter. He won't be back till it's almost dark.
Butter: (crying) Fishy..
Jelly: Don't feel bad.
Peanut: Maybe we can figure out a way to pretend fish!
Jelly: I got it! Hey look what I can make! (starts drawing fish)
Peanut: I'll make you one too Butter.
(Changes back to Opal and Betty Lou)
Betty Lou: Well arent you Miss sharey mood lady today!
Opal: I sure am. Cause today we're gonna be mov-
Jelly: Mama! Do you have some tape? I ripped my catfish.
Opal: Sorry we're out. Hey, but how 'bout this bobby pin?
Jelly: Thanks Mama! (runs off)
Opal: (continues) When Ernest gets back we're gonna be mov-
Peanut: Hey Mama, look I made a whale!
Opal: (giggles) You sure did! And it's a happy whale too!
(Peanut walks off)
Opal: It's a big surprise for the kids, but I can tell you-
Butter: (Showing Opal her drawing) Mama Mama!
Opal: Ohhhhhh, look at it it's a beautiful (can't tell what it is) uh, thingy isn't it!
Butter: Yeah yeah!
(Changes to PB&J coloring, and listening to Opal)
Opal: The big surpise is that Ernest is- (whispers)
Betty Lou: Why Opal Otter, what a wonderful surprise! I love surprises.Those kids of yours are gonna be so... Surprised!
Jelly: I bet their talking about the surprise.
Peanut: What is it? Did you hear?
Jelly: (shaking her head) Uh uh.
Butter: Go fish!
(Butter throws the fish into the air, the scene changes to PB&J outside in the sandbox, pretending to fish.)
Peanut: Yeah, right! Hey, I caught a clam.
Jelly: I got grass.
Butter: Looky! (bends over and picks up a shark toy)
(Scene changes to Betty Lou leaving the Otter Houseboat and running into Shirley Duck and Flick)
Betty Lou: Well hey there Shirley Duck!
Shirley: Hey there Betty Lou.
Flick: Good morning Miss. Beaver. you're looking especially fruityful today!
Betty Lou: (pating his head) Why thank you Flick. Wait'll I tell you what Opal Otter told me. It's a big surprise for PB&J! So you cant tell a soul.
Shirley: Well I'd never, you know that. Tell tell!
Betty Lou: Well, she said-
(She starts whispering, and Flick trys to listen in. The scene changes to the Cranes.)
Cap'n Crane: Watchbird Alert! Watchbird Alert!
(Connie wakes up)
Cap'n Crane: Betty Lou Beaver is whispering something to Shirley Duck.
Connie: You woke me up to tell me that?
Cap'n Crane: Where there's whispering, there's secrets! Deep dark secrets.
Connie: Yeah, and I got a secret for you Cap'n.
Cap'n Crane: What's that Connie?
Connie: I'm going back to sleep!
(Changes back to Betty Lou and Shirley)
Shirley: Ernest and Opal Otter are gonna be mov-
Betty Lou: Shhh! Shirley!
Shirley: Oh, I'm sorry!
Betty Lou: It's a surprise for the kids remember? Nobody's supposed to know!
(Flick laughs then walks off whistling. Scene changes to Pinch and Munchy stacking sticks.)
Pinch: (stacks a stick) There. Your turn.
(Munchy nervously trys to stack a stick. But Flick interrupts him.)
Flick: Hey Pinch, Munchy! Is everybody here? Where's Scootch? Hey, Scootch!
Pinch: Oh no, don't call Scootch!
Munchy: Oh, oh no, not Scootch!
(Scootch runs in, and jumps on the stacked sticks, causing them to break and fall over)
Scootch: Sorry sorry, my fault sorry!
Pinch & Munchy: (crossing their arms) Thank you.
Flick: Great, everybody's here! Listen up, I know somethin' I'm not supposed to know, so naturaly, I'm tellin' everybody!
(Changes back to PB&J pretend fishing. Peanut and Jelly have bored expressions)
Butter: (catches a fish) Yeah!
Peanut: (pointing) Look at that
(Zooms in to reveal that Butter has caught all the fish)
Jelly: How does she do that?
Butter: Looky! (throws the fish in the air)
Peanut: Uh, for what? You caught em' all Baby Butter.
Jelly: (pointing) Hey look, theres Pinch and Flick!
Peanut: And Scootch and Munchy!
Jelly: Lets go see if they wanna play!
(Changes to Flick, Pinch, Munchy and Scootch huddled together)
Pinch: And remember everybody, it's a surprise.
Peanut: Hey you guys, wanna go on a fishing trip?
Jelly: We made all these neat fish.
Butter: (waving a fish around) Fishy fishy!
(Pinch and everyone else starts backing away)
Pinch: Uh sorry PB&J, I gotta go.
Flick: Yeah me too.
Munchy: My three.
(They all run into Pinch's houseboat)
Jelly: Hey wait, where y'all going? How come no one wants to play with us?
Peanut: I don't know. Maybe they dont like otters anymore. Well if they don't wanna play with us, lets just go back and play by ourselves.
Jelly: Yeah! We'll have fun without 'em.
(Scene changes to PB&J back in the sandbox)
Jelly: Everybody hates us.
Peanut: They're all over at the Raccoons house having fun, and we're sitting here. Fishing for paper fish.
Jelly: What are they doing in there anyway? And why wont they let us play with them?
Peanut: Oh, who cares.
Jelly: I do!
Butter: (ripping up a paper fish) Me me me!
Peanut: Yeah, me too!
Jelly: Well come on then! Lets figure out what to do. Let's do the Noodle Dance!
Peanut: I'll use my noodle, but you're not getting me to dance.
(The Noodle Dance sequence begins)
Noodle, use your noodle. Noodle, do the noodle dance.
Jelly: I got it! (Sees Peanut still dancing) Peanut! Peanut!
Peanut: Ah! (falls over) What? What happened? what?
Jelly: We can get us an Atomic Super Sonic Whogutronic Peeky Ascope! So we can look right through the Raccoons Houseboat, and boom! We can see what they're doing inside.
Peanut: Great idea Jelly, lets go get your Atomic Super Sonic Whogutronic Peeky Ascope!
Jelly: I thought you had one.
Peanut: Uh, no Jelly. I don't
Jelly: Well, what idea did you come up with?
Peanut: Why dont we just go up to the door and knock?
Jelly: Knock on the door?
Jelly: Yeah, just ask 'em what's going on. Natural like.
(Changes to PB&J walking up to the door.)
Peanut: Let me do the talking. (knocks on the door)
Jelly: Smooth and natural.
(Pinch opens the door)
Pinch: Oh, hey PB&J.
Peanut: Yes. Hello Pinch. I-
Jelly: How come you guys don't wanna play with us?!
Peanut: Smooth Jelly. Real smooth.
Pinch: Well we do, its just-
Jelly: Hey look, baloons!
Pinch: Uh, gotta go now. See ya' (slams door)
Peanut: (sad) They're hav'n a party.
Jelly: (sad) Without us.
(Butter starts crying)
Pinch: (opens the door) Surprise! (Pinch, her parents, Flick, Munchy and Scootch all start singing.)
~Bye Bye PB&J~
Bye bye, Peanut, Jelly, Butter.
We will really miss you on the swings.
Playing tag and climbing trees together.
You're our favorite furry things.
Jelly: Did, did you say mmo- moving away?
Peanut: I guess that's mama and dads big surprise.
Pinch: Your mom told Mrs. Beaver, and she told Flick's mom, and Flick told us. And, (hugs Jelly) oh Jelly, I'm gonna miss you so much.
Jelly: How come nobody told us?
(PB&J run over to Opal screaming "Mama!")
Opal: What is it kids? What's the matter?
Jelly: Are, are we mmoving?
Opal: Ah, Jelly what ever gave you that idea?
Peanut: They did!
(shows Flick, Munchy and Pinchs family)
Flick: Well, Mrs. Beaver told my mom Mrs. Otter. She said you were moving out today.
Opal: Oh no you got that mixed up. We're not moving out, we're moving in, something special for our kids.
Peanut: Something special?
Jelly: For us?
Opal: Yes! (hears Ernests boat) Oh look, here comes Ernest now.
Ernest: Well looky here! Looks like everybodys exicited to see your surprise PB&J!
Peanut: What is it? Tell me! Please! Please tell me what it is!
Jelly: What is it? What's the surprise daddy? What is it?
(Ernest walks over to something being covered by a sheet)
Ernest: (rips off sheet) Tadaa! New beds! Built them myself out of packin crates! One for each of ya.
Opal: No more getting pushed out of bed at night! (PB&J cheer)
Peanut: Yay beds! No more falling!
Opal: You see, and now we're gonna be moving.
Opal: Moving the beds into your room silly. We're gonna right here on Lake Hoohaw for a long, long time!
(Everybody cheers as the camera zooms out to show the whole lake. Then fades to black)